We all knew it was happening. And now it's official. King Douche has let it be known to the world that he is a happy man because he no longer has to face Jason Taylor twice a year.
“[Matt] Light and I popped a cold beer when I saw that transaction,” Brady told reporters after Thursday morning’s practice. “We were the two most excited players in the NFL. … We were hugging each other. It was awesome.”
That player we select with the second-rounder we got from Washington better be a game-breaking, touchdown scoring, world smashing, help-old-ladies-across-the-street, saving puppies from burning buildings, woman satisfying, proprietor of football awesomeness. Also, he better be able to shoot flames from his cock. Because the day we get Tom Brady all horny for Matt Light because we shipped off the one guy who scared him on our team is a sad day, Nation. A sad day.
Just sayin.
-The DUDE
