Just one more week before the swamp assing and cockpunching commences over in Davie (and if you just stumbled upon this site via Googling "swamp ass and cock in Davie" well, you've got the wrong site. Try redneckcirclejerks.com. Thanks for stopping by).
Omar Kelly gives us a long ass list of guys he thinks are on the bubble entering next week's training camp.
Meanwhile, ESPN graces us with an Insider Preview and asks the burning questions for all 32 teams entering camp next week. For Miami, naturally, it centers around the QB position.
Of the three options, veteran QB Josh McCown gives the Dolphins the best chance to win now. He has starting experience in Arizona and Oakland, but is also mistake-prone and hardly the future of the organization. Playing McCown wouldn't be worth the extra win or two he could give Miami because it still does not translate to a playoff berth. That means it should come down to second-year QB John Beck and rookie Chad Henne. Beck was drafted in 2007 as the future quarterback of the franchise, but that was by the previous personnel and coaching staff. He'll be given every chance to prove himself, but so far, Henne has looked the best in minicamps and OTAs. But playing a rookie has risks because history says he could get hit often and lose confidence. Still, this is a question Miami must answer early in camp to silence any controversy and allow the team to rally behind the player at the most important position on the field.
Ugh. Every time I read something like this, I get the urge to shit in Dave Wannstedt, Nick Saban and Cam Cameron's mouths. In fact, my new goal in life is to find Dave Wannstedt, Nick Saban and Cam Cameron and shit in their mouths. So, if you see someone and they're not shitting in the mouths of Dave Wannstedt, Nick Saban and Cam Cameron, rest assured, that's not me.
Have a great weekend, Nation. See you Monday.
-The DUDE
By the way, our collective awesomeness helped The Right Arm of God take his rightful place as the all time greatest quarterback in NFL history. Nice job, Nation. Jesus, can you imagine Marino chucking his thunderbolts to Jerry Rice and Randy Moss while handing the ball off to Larry Czonka and Jim Brown? Wait.... wait. Yup. I just creamed my pants.
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