And finally....
/Doppler Effect of approaching singing in the distance.....
Well, I’m the Crawlin’ King Snake
And I rule my den
I’m the Craaaaawwwlin’ King Snake
And I ruuuule my den
You don’t mess now with my mate
Gonna use her
For mysssseeeelllffff
Oh!? Hi there!? I’m Jim Morrison, lead singer of weirdo 60s rock group, The Doors.? People know I’m into rebellion, experimental theatre and poetry, Dyonisian excess and other forms of experimentation and artistic expression. But few people know that I’m a huge Dolphins fan.? See, being born in Melbourne and all, I didn’t have any professional football teams to root for from the State of Florida prior to 1966.? Then the Dolphins came along and I became a diehard fan despite that whole little incident at the Dinner Key in ’69.
Anyway, we have really excellent internet access up here in Heaven and FinsNation is my absolute favorite site.? I know these guys are huge fans of mine but what they don’t know is how much I love them and work my invisible hands on their everyday lives.? In fact, I’m gonna make sure that DRK gets his hands all over a lovely 22 year old blonde he’s been dying to hit up for some time now.? The way that little tease catches a football on the beach and runs away from him into the water … well, she’s gonna get it this weekend.? That’s the way Nico and I did it in the elevator back in the 60s and I want to make sure my brother has an ABSOLUTE blast with the ladies.? The guy needs it; he’s going to be shelling out about $1700 2008 US Dollars of rent for a crappy space in Brooklyn real soon that he won’t be able to get out of until fucking February.? As for the DUDE, have you seen the FOX I set him up with???
Anyway, I love the DUDE and DRK and, being the hardcore Fins and Doors fans that they are, I thought I would jeopardize my chance for eternal bliss by sending an Earthbound message from these celestial heights.
So Happy Crappiversary, FinsNation.? Here’s to a great 2008 for the Dolphins and FinsNation, man.? Be cool.?
Also, Fuck the Establishment.? Eat Pussy!?
/continues singing while floating up towards the Heavens:
Let’s swim to the moon, uh huh
Let’s climb through the tides…
-DRK
