The former Giants kicker decided to sign with the Dolphins in 2007 because he grew up rooting for them. Of course, right after that, the Giants go on to the win the Super Bowl while the Dolphins go on to have one of the worst seasons in NFL history. Then Jay hurt his groin, which is not only bad for a kicker, but pretty much bad for any man. And finally, he's replaced by a dude who looks like he should be on a couch somewhere at 3:00 in the afternoon, eating Cheetos and playing Madden between bong hits.
Was it the groin injury? Was it his outspoken nature? Was it his insistance on wearing gloves in 98 degree weather? We may never know. Mainly because he's a kicker, so who gives a shit.
Anyway, Dan Carpenter and his 49-yard infield dirt field goal kicking powers is now our starting kicker.
-The DUDE
