Last night, The Robot started off the game a little like we're used to seeing from our quarterbacks down here in the Land of the Shitty Quarterbacks: a fumble and an INT. But he quickly shook it off by then going 16 for 20 and ending the night with 134 yards and a TD (it pays to be able to clear out the memory banks of confidence-killing plays!) on his way to leading the Fins to their 14-10 victory over the Saints to close out the pre-season. His 8-yard TD to tight end Sean Ryan was a thing of beauty. And his Favre-like improvised flip to Greg Camarillo to set up a Ronnie Brown TD was ballsy.
Chad Henne is just all balls. Big balls too. Credit Parcells for this, who looks for players with large sacks and then drafts them. Chad Henne is one of those players. Chad Henne has a gargantuan sack. We're talking big. Like those sacks of money with dollar signs on them from them old-timey cartoons, you ask? Um, yeah sure why not.
-The DUDE
