Chad Pennington had his first practice with the Fins yesterday. And so far, the immediate reaction is: "Wow. Looks like picking him up was a good idea." That, or: "Wow. McCown and Beck really do suck shit through a straw, don't they?" Or you could just go with my first reaction to pretty much anything and everything: "I love boobies!"
Anyway, our man Omar reports that Pennington's performance was the best he's seen all camp so far. I can report that Pennington gives me a hardon. Because he's just so fucking gorgeous.
Barry Jackson says Pennington left an impression on all the receivers.
Justin Smiley is impressed with Chad's leadership in the huddle.
Pennington took 28 of the 54 snaps during the 11-on-11 drills and completed 13 of 21 passes, including a touchdown to David Martin. I know. Crazy, huh? David Martin is still alive.
Meanwhile, Jets receiver Laveranues Coles is not only still very upset about Pennington getting the boot from New York, he also recently realized what a bunch of inbred dickbags Jets fans are, and acted accordingly.
So, along with walking around the practice facility looking like a retard at a special summer camp, Chad Pennington seems to also have put himself in position to take the starting QB job.
-The DUDE
