A quick glance at the Dolphin Stadium website Events Calender page tells me that the Fins' first pre-season game is just eight days away! Saturday, August 9 at 7:00 PM!
It also sports this weird-ass shot of ex-Dolphin great Zach Thomas on the left hand side of the page.
What the fuck is up with that? Is that picture even real? We have an unsteady, flailing Zach Thomas who is perhaps a little drunk, and then a foot belonging to a guy who apparently dove headfirst into the ground. This is the picture the Dolphin Stadium web design team went with.
Google 'Miami Dolphins pictures' and you get 314,000 pics to choose from. Like this. Or this. Or even this. Yet the Dolphin Stadium web design team inexplicably went with the Zach Thomas Getting Kicked in the Face motif. That's just all different kinds of shades of fucked up.
But anyway, yea.... eight days away!