That's right! FinsNation is 1 year old today! And yet, we're already in the "terrible twos" stage.
What can I say? What a year! It's really been quite a ride. Mostly a shitty one, thanks in large part to the Dolphins and their mission to completely suck the very souls from our bodies. Bunch of assholes. But I've had a great time, and I hope you have too.
Thanks for making this here blog one of the most successful and fastest growing Dolphins blogs on the World Wide Interwebs. We've gone from about 18 readers, mostly just folks looking for animal porn who stumbled upon FN via the Googles, to a shitload of page views and unique visits every day. We even got noticed and picked up by MVN thanks to our fast growing success. That transition should be happening ... any... second ... now... waiting .... waiting... waiting ...
To all you awesome FN commenters, as well as to all you who donít comment but come here every day to read my goofy shit and rage filled ramblings, I just wanted to say thanks. Thanks for a great first year. And here's to another 2 or 3 before I call it quits after I finally burn out or the Dolphins just never get better and I say fuck it and blow up my computer, shoot the dog and kill 3 or 4 of my neighbors with a machete. Which ever comes first.
So, after 470 posts, over 4000 comments and the addition of one crazy-drunk-ass blog partner (remember, ladies, he's single now!!), all I can say is thanks for embracing this place and making it your own. You don't have to visit and read my stupid shit. But you do, possibly even at the risk of being fired. And I am eternally grateful.
Thanks for being so awesome, Nation. I love you all. Even you, guy who found me by Googling "Naked Jayson Taylor Suck Dick," you wacky perverted motherfucker, you!
Oh, yea, and Go Fins or whatever the fuck.
[We'll be having special guests appear throughout the day today to leave their well wishes and shit. So look out for that.]