Although the Dolphins have yet to say it publicly, the Miami Herald is reporting that the Fins are, in fact, shopping John Beck around. Reportedly, they're looking for a fourth-round pick for The Mormon, but it's unlikely anyone will give them that.
''I could see them getting a late-round pick, maybe conditional,'' a
second NFC executive said. ''Last year was a disaster and he [turns]
27'' on Thursday. As perspective, one official noted Cleveland received
a sixth-rounder last September from Seattle for former starter Charlie Frye, the 67th pick of the 2005 draft. Beck was drafted 40th in 2007.
Wow. John Beck went from being the possible future franchise quarterback for the Miami Dolphins to Charlie Fucking Frye. Never thought I'd ever say that. Another thing I thought I'd never say: "Would someone please put a dick in my mouth?"
Ah well. Live and learn.
-The DUDE
