Ooooooooh, I looooooove birthdays!!! I can’t wait to have a Mai-Tai and some chocolate covered strrawberrieeess!!!!
That’s how men celebrate, right?
/licks lips
Anyway, happy birthday, FinsNation!!! You dirty little tease. YOU SKANK.
/giggles then lands a limp-wristed slap at you
You’re getting too old for me!!! I only date YOUNGER sitesssss.
/laughs like Rupaul
OH. MY. GOD. Did you see me at the Hall of Fame Game??? Have you seen my arms since I was on Dancing With The Starrthzzzzz??? I feel so sssexy.
/rubs both naked biceps with opposite hands
Well, DUDE, if you want me to give you a little striptease later in honor of the birthday of your site thingy, call me ok??? I'll even bring a very special friend and we can have a three-boy private party!!! Oohhh! I can't wait!!!
Don’t get all jealous because I’m a HOT Indian warrior now. I’m burning with rage and desire and I’m all out for blood. LOOK AT ME!!!
AYE, PAPI!!!
/giggles like your first girlfriend
-DRK
