Oh, Nation. I remember when you were so young and innocent. Everything was so fresh and new then, wasn’t it? Remember how we clumsily spliced humor, Dolphins news and profound insight all into one? Remember how much it hurt that first time? You’d hardly been "visited." You had very few "views." You only had one "contributor."
Now look at you.
You’re taking on two "contributors" at once, your "server" is getting larger and you’re even adhering to our very strict grooming policy (keep it nice and tight). We "post" on you several times a day and that’s not even counting all the commenters having their way with you. It just gets better and better every time. Every day feels like that time I hid a Playboy near the parking lot of my apartment in Westchester when I was 14. Every day – always looking over my shoulder to make sure no one was watching - I would swing by to visit you and take a peek on my way to pick up some hot, soft Cuban bread. You’re such a delicious, fucking slut. I hope we’re together for years to come….
…until the DUDE blows a shotgun blast through his computer monitor and I hang myself from the ceiling of a room at the Jamaica Motel on 8th Street.
Until then, let’s make love every day – even if we get bored of each other. Now let's celebrate (sorta NSFW)!
Happy Birthday, Finsnation!!! I’m thrilled to be a part of this here thang and I want to thank all the commenters and readers for your continued support. You’re the folks that make this bird sing and you guys crack us up on a daily basis. Without you all, it’s just a two man wack-a-thon. And neither of us is interested in that. Probably. Depending on if there’s tequila.
Go Dolphins!!!
-DRK
