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Fins-Chiefs Highlights

I think Josh McCown and John Beck should give their hearts to Chad Pennington. Because he could very well be Jesus (Jesus was blond and spoke with an annoying southern twang, right?)

Anyway.... onto the highlights (and there were plenty!)!:

Fins-Chiefs Highlights

I think Josh McCown and John Beck should give their hearts to Chad Pennington. Because he could very well be Jesus (Jesus was blond and spoke with an annoying southern twang, right?)

Anyway.... onto the highlights (and there were plenty!)!:

A Quick Word to Out of Town Fins Fans from DRK

 

A way to watch the game for fans outside of SoFla 
in 5 easy steps: 

1.) Click here
2.) Download TVAnts under Software tab    
3.) Open the app
4.) Find the channel on the website under Live Sports
5.) Work jerk

-DRK

A Quick Word to Out of Town Fins Fans from DRK

 

A way to watch the game for fans outside of SoFla 
in 5 easy steps: 

1.) Click here
2.) Download TVAnts under Software tab    
3.) Open the app
4.) Find the channel on the website under Live Sports
5.) Work jerk

-DRK

Dolphins Preseason: Fins-Chiefs Keys To the Game

YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME.

Some would say truer words have never been uttered.  Others might say that Herman Edwards is a bonafide gasbag that just recently learned how to use the Internets.  I am one of the latter.

Our team plays again this weekend in the 3rd exhibition game which is, more often than not, the last dress rehearsal before the games start to count. 

After an exhilarating week compared to last week�s total snoozefest, we are once again ready and willing to embrace our Miami Dolphins as a team of destiny.  This week we celebrated a well-played game against a worth adversary (�The man in the black pajamas, Dude�), we wondered about the trade status of John Beck, we welcomed back gimpy Michael Lehan and felt overall pretty damn good about our receivers, secondary and a certain Robot.  In fact, I feel as good about this team as I have in a very long time.  So let�s recap things we�ll keep an eye out for in this sorta-regular-season-y-but-still-preseason contest:

Dolphins Preseason: Fins-Chiefs Keys To the Game

YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME.

Some would say truer words have never been uttered.  Others might say that Herman Edwards is a bonafide gasbag that just recently learned how to use the Internets.  I am one of the latter.

Our team plays again this weekend in the 3rd exhibition game which is, more often than not, the last dress rehearsal before the games start to count. 

After an exhilarating week compared to last week’s total snoozefest, we are once again ready and willing to embrace our Miami Dolphins as a team of destiny.  This week we celebrated a well-played game against a worth adversary (“The man in the black pajamas, Dude”), we wondered about the trade status of John Beck, we welcomed back gimpy Michael Lehan and felt overall pretty damn good about our receivers, secondary and a certain Robot.  In fact, I feel as good about this team as I have in a very long time.  So let’s recap things we’ll keep an eye out for in this sorta-regular-season-y-but-still-preseason contest:

Secondary Looking Good

One of the brightest spots of the pre-season so far has been the stellar play of the Fins' secondary. The first-team corners and safeties have pretty much shut down opposing offenses, allowing the d-line to do what it do in the trenches. This has been a pleasant surprise to us all, seeing how last season, this team's DBs were constantly either spontaneously combusting or just having various limbs falling off different players' bodies, or just had the name Jason Allen or Cameron Worrell. Yet now, the unit is coming together nicely. And Tony Sparano concurs:

Before the new regime gets too much credit for some sense of open-mindedness when it comes to the secondary, Sparano admits he was somewhat surprised about the talent that existed within the group when he arrived in Miami.

''When I came here, and we kind of bunkered down there for the first couple weeks and started watching all of this tape, one of the areas that I was the most surprised in was the secondary, I really was,'' Sparano said.

I like the idea of Parcells, Sparano and their coaches having an underground bunker where they plan their worldwide takeover and watch game tape. And, being in a division with Tom Brady, Randy Moss, and Brett Favre, I like what I'm seeing out of this secondary so far. Know what else I like? That's right! I like unicorns and rainbows. No! Wait! Girls! I meant I like girls! Uh...um...uh... look over there! Is that Tony Danza?

/runs away....

-The DUDE

Secondary Looking Good

One of the brightest spots of the pre-season so far has been the stellar play of the Fins' secondary. The first-team corners and safeties have pretty much shut down opposing offenses, allowing the d-line to do what it do in the trenches. This has been a pleasant surprise to us all, seeing how last season, this team's DBs were constantly either spontaneously combusting or just having various limbs falling off different players' bodies, or just had the name Jason Allen or Cameron Worrell. Yet now, the unit is coming together nicely. And Tony Sparano concurs:

Before the new regime gets too much credit for some sense of open-mindedness when it comes to the secondary, Sparano admits he was somewhat surprised about the talent that existed within the group when he arrived in Miami.

''When I came here, and we kind of bunkered down there for the first couple weeks and started watching all of this tape, one of the areas that I was the most surprised in was the secondary, I really was,'' Sparano said.

I like the idea of Parcells, Sparano and their coaches having an underground bunker where they plan their worldwide takeover and watch game tape. And, being in a division with Tom Brady, Randy Moss, and Brett Favre, I like what I'm seeing out of this secondary so far. Know what else I like? That's right! I like unicorns and rainbows. No! Wait! Girls! I meant I like girls! Uh...um...uh... look over there! Is that Tony Danza?

/runs away....

-The DUDE

Some Stuff From All Around

Ok.  We�re not gonna lie to you.  The reason for the late post:  We got nothin� today.  The Dude�s in a funk [Ed. Note: I have anal fissures] and I�m swamped at work so we�re giving you the best that we�ve got like Anita Baker. 

For your appetizer, a little something to get you stirred up and thinking about a solid work jerk, if you get get away from the desk for 5 minutes.  My advice?  If someone comes into the bathroom, pretend like you�re sitting down on the toilet.  We all know you can�t perform with some other dude in there.  That�s just gross.  Otherwise, have at it.  We won�t judge you [Ed. Note: Except you, Tom-Ass. God�s always looking at you!]  We know how uncontrollable that thing is.  Here are more pics of Keeley Hazell up there that are, how you say? NSFW: One.  Two.  Three. And Four [Ed. Note: Hey-Ohh!!]

And now... a few thoughts on the Fins: