Brett Favre is going to the Jets.
I could give two shits because I don't think this will improve the Jets' chances at winning a Super Bowl one iota. Still, Jets fans down here in Miami just can't unclench their assholes at how excited they are. It's like Barry Bonds getting a steroids injection, except these dicksticks are getting jacked up with more doucheyness. And that I do not care for. If there's a team that I truly hate, more than any other team in any other sport, from the very bottom of my shit filled bowels, it's the New York Jets. And if there's a more insufferable overexposed sports figure than Favre out there, I truly can't think of one. It's the perfect shitstorm. Worst of all, we're going to have to deal with all this shit as we enter week one of the season. "OOoohh!! Brett Favre's first game as a Jet!!! OOoohhh!! I just came!!!!" Fuck Ted Thompson up the ass with a bowling ball. Fuck him good and raw.
DRK, who lives in New York, will be round shortly with his take.
-The DUDE
