This is Britney Marlowe, the 2009 Dolphins Calendar cover girl.
These are the other cheerleaders congratulating Britney Marlowe after they all found out she was chosen for the cover at a cover-unveiling show. Their feigned exuberance and passive-aggressive congratulatory hugs turns me on a little bit. MAKE! OUT!
Another Britney Marlowe pic. Final hotness ruling: Awesome bod. Scary-ass teeth (if you know what I mean and I think that you do.)
Not Britney Marlowe. But my favorite girl from the slide show from the calendar event.
Oh yea, three dudes got cockpunched today.
As I did last Saturday, I'll post game highlights at half time and then again after the game finishes tomorrow night.
Have a great weekend, Nation. Go Fins and all that.
-The DUDE
