This guy!
A video from NFL Network of ole Calves of Fury in action. It's good stuff. Here are some of my favorite parts:
Chit-chatting with The Robot, who had obviously just been powered up right before practice and was not quite fully loaded just yet:
"Whatta ya think, Henne?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing? Not a good thing for a quarterback."
Also, there are moments where Sparano sounds just like my girlfriend!:
"C'mon! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Tempo! Tempo!" and "Keep your balls off the ground! You've been doin' it since you were six years old!" and "Not every period needs to take freaking 40 seconds to get started!"
Ba-zoinks!!
Bonus Calves of Fury: A great piece by our man Omar Kelly on Sparano from today's Sun-Sentinel.
-The DUDE