So this weekend was all about Saturday's intra-squad scrimmage between the defense and offense. While the Right Arm of God himself watched from the sidelines, Josh McCown, John Beck and Chad Henne pretty much sucked the place up nice and good.
The Mormon was well aware of the presence of the Great One, and was a tad embarrassed:
"I'm sure we would have liked to have done a little bit better," Beck said.
"I'm sure it brought back a few memories for Dan. I'm sure he was standing there, maybe wishing he was still throwing it around a little bit."
If he had joined in, Marino, 46, might have been the best quarterback on the field.
During a three-series span while Parcells and Marino chatted, the Dolphins' three quarterbacks - Beck, Josh McCown and Chad Henne - completed 2-of-22 throws.
Both were screen passes.
Holy shit shoes that's bad.
Meanwhile, Henne supposedly did the best, as he was the only one to complete 50 percent of his passes. But 50 percent of shit is still shit: John Beck went 9-for-22
without a touchdown and had a sure interception dropped by Charlie
Anderson. Henne was 10-for-18 with a touchdown to David Kircus, but
went 1-for-5 on his second series. Josh McCown was 7-for-22 with two
touchdowns, one interception to Travis Daniels, and another dropped
interception by Quentin Moses. During one stretch, the quarterbacks
combined to complete 2-of-22 passes.
What word means the exact opposite of "news?" Whatever it is, say that and then "Our quarterbacks fucking suck." Same thing.
-The DUDE
