Chad Pennington, Davone Bess – UP(!) All Night

From yesterday’s Palm Beach Post Dolphins Blog:

One reason why Bess is endearing himself to his coaches: He is enrolled at Chad Pennington University, joining the quarterback at his renowned late-night study sessions.
“I know at one point, (Pennington) and Davone Bess were tied up in a room down here by themselves,” Sparano mentioned Wednesday. “That’s valuable for Bess.”

Sparano went on to add:

“Next thing ya know, I came in at about 3:17am and Chad’s eatin’ up Bess’ fruity pebbles, if ya get my drift.  I mean, at the end of da day, if ya up all night wit ya quarterback goin’ ova plays, kissin’ each otha, strokin’ it hahd til ya juice comes out and all this otha crazy stuff then I think that’s gotta translate to betta communication on Sundays.  I mean, everyone knows I’m a hate-fucka and I did some disturbing tings to my wife last Sunday night after da loss to da Jets, but to see da guys also buyin’ into the program by tying each othah up and usin’ ostrich feathahs to get each otha off while goin’ over Henning’s playbook – well, dat just brings a teayah to my eye, ya know???  I just hope dey take it easy on ‘execution’, if ya get my drift.  Dey need a safe word or sometin’”

-DRK