The Dolphins signed TE Joey Haynos today. Jesus, how many tight ends do we need? To make room for him, the Dolphins waived sixth-round pick running back Jalen Parmele. If no other team claims Parmele off waivers, then Miami can re-sign him to the practice squad. So much for this guy being the next Marion Barber. Ah well. Bill Parcells truly does think running backs are a dime a dozen. They come and go. Fuck those guys. Tight ends? Oh you gotta horde those mothers like Baron Von Moneypants does his gold. More tight ends!!! MORE TIGHT ENDS I SAY!!!!
-The DUDE