Ronnie Brown is up for the FedEx Ground Player of the Week. And it's up to us, Nation, to vote him as the player of the week. Voting closes on Friday at 3:00 PM EST.
If Ronnie wins, FedEx will make a $1,000 donation in his name to the local Safe Kids USA coalition here in Miami – a national non-profit organization that works to prevent accidental injury among children. So, really, it's all about the kids at this point.
So stop watching internet porn for two seconds and go vote for Ronnie. Do it now. Also, you have to vote for the best QB of the week too. So just vote for Brian Griese. Because that would be fucking hilarious.
Hat tip to Rebecca for the e-mail. I lost my virginity to a girl named Rebecca. True story. Except that she spelled her name Rhebecca which I always thought was weird as shit. Is the H really that important? Why would her parents be such assholes about something like that? Crazy hippies. Where was I? Oh yea, vote Ronnie. And thanks to Rebecca for the info (and to Rhebecca, for that matter! It only lasted about 25 seconds and was a complete blur, but it was awesome! ....mmmyoinks!).