As most of you know, I've got a young lad I like to call the Little Dude. He just started school this year, and it's been great. Now, the Little Dude is best friends with this other kid who lives across the street from us. They're in the same class. He's a nice kid and all but he can be a bit touchy-feely. He's not a fruit or anything. He's just like his dad, who's a good guy but always seems to feel the need to constantly grab my arm or shoulder whenever he talks to me. I try to avoid my neighbors as much as possible. Anyway, as DRK can attest to, my kid is a rather handsome little guy. Everyday when I pick him up from school, the little girls are all, "Bye Little Duuude!!" And they wave and blush as we walk home. He waves back and smiles. Little stud.
Anyway, today my neighbor asked if I could pick up his kid and keep him until his mother gets back from her gyno or some shit. So I said yes because I'm a shitheel and a sucker. When I get to the school to pick them up, all the kids are in the playground. And this neighbor kid is following my son around like a puppy. When the other kids -- particularly the girls -- walk up to talk to my son, this kid puts his arm around my son's shoulders. I know they're only little kids but fuck me if they don't look like a couple. I shared my concerns with the Dudette but she told me I'm a homophobic douche. Unfortunately, my son seems to have been born void of the asshole gene, which is rampant in my side of the family, and is too darn polite to tell his friend to fuck off. Or at the very least to let him fucking breathe. So here I am, watching this little kid smothering my son and totally shredding his mojo with the ladies. And it kind of ruined my day. The Little Dude just better shed this fucking cockblocker by the time they're in high school. All I'm saying.
Anyway, just thought I'd share this with you, Nation. Perhaps some of you can shed a little light on it.
I got a slide show of Megan Fox's recent GQ photospread here for your enjoyment. That's Megan dressed like a nerdy chick up above. And, again, as DRK can atest to, I got a thing for chicks with glasses. Have a great weekend, Nation. And Go Fins. Win a game already you fucking shitbags!
DRK's Prediction: Pats 24 - Fins 21
Dude's Prediction: Pats 23 - Fins 13
-The DUDE
