Cam Cameron and His Penis Just Helped Themselves To An Extra Healthy Portion of Cock Soup on Sunday

 

We here at FN don’t suffer fools lightly so it pains me greatly to - not only reference the comment of a rookie-head coach-fool that is constantly confused for someone else named Harbaugh – but to hyperlink to the other fool that provided me with this nugget of animosity.   The latter alone makes me shiver with disgust. 

Apparently John Harbaugh has a deathwish out for his career and his team by making the comment below in reference to his Offensive Coordinator Cam Cameron during a conference call with the media on Wednesday.  Let’s get it over with:

"Cam's going to be a great match as a football coach for every situation," Harbaugh said during a conference call with the Miami media Wednesday. "He can coach. Everywhere he's been, he's been a very effective coach. He was an effective coach in Miami last year, even though the results weren't what people were hoping for. He did a great job there, with what he had to work with."

 Wha-wha-whaaaaat?!?!?!?!

Cam Cameron couldn’t head coach his way out of a used condom.  After every game, the guy looked like he smoked 3 blunts, completely dumbfounded by the idea of football and its crazy notion of angry guys moving around all over the field.  He was out-coached, out-managed, out-skilled every single time he went out there.  If it wasn’t for Brian Billick absolutely dying to get out of Baltimore and join the pantheon of former NFL head coaches in uncomfortably annoying Coors Light commercials, we’d be the laughingstock of the NFL - forever.  We’re already having enough trouble trying to shake off that shitstorm.  

So a big FUCK YOU to Jim Harbaugh and Cam Cameron.  You’re gonna tell me we had less talent than Detroit???  And even if we did, who’s responsible for putting talent together before the season starts???  Guess those players are just supposed to show up to the Davie practice field like goddamn Field Of Dreams, huh? 

For the record, Harbaugh is also the guy that recently said before the Ravens game against the Steelers that the Ravens were going to win ‘multiple championships’ and they were going to be a ‘dynasty’.  I’ll be sure to remember this on Sunday when I’m at the stadium and ragging on your stupid fans for believing in your sorry team and your BS coach-speak.  It’ll be especially rewarding when we’re dominating you with said talent that you’ll suddenly find to be surprisingly capable in the October heat as you suffer yet another loss.

Ever heard of ‘bulletin board material’, you shithead???

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!!!

-DRK