Two things happen to me whenever the Dolphins win:
1.) I get happy.
2.) I get an e-mail from sexy Rebecca.
It seems more imperative now that the Dolphins should win every damn week.
Anyway, here's Rebecca's e-mail:
Hi the dude"
It's your favorite source of information Rebecca here letting you know that Chad Pennington was nominated as one of the FedEx Air & Ground NFL Players of the Week for his performance in Week 8. It's been a while but I'm hoping you can help spread the word to all your readers to get out there and vote! (Especially because Safe Kids is such a good message). Thanks again for all your help!
I look forward to hearing from you and please let me know if you have questions or need anything else.
So, Nation, it's up to you. Fulfill your civic duty and vote for Chad Pennington. Do it now! Do it often! He's got an uphill battle what with Drew Brees and Matt Schaub having big games last week. So if Chad doesn't win, it'll be all your fault. And you don't want to go through life as the guy who only voted for Chad Pennington once. What's the matter with you? Jesus!
And here's to the Dolphins always having somebody up for FedEx Ground or Air Player of the Week every week. Because, at the end of the day, it's really all about me getting e-mails from Rebecca. I mean, the kids. It's all about the kids.