The girls will be meeting us in half an hour. You ready, Roth?
YEA!!! LET'S DO THIS!!!
Take it down a notch. Tonight is date night. So no Game-Day Roth, okay? Let's not have another incident like the last time when you scared that poor girl to death. Be nice. Be friendly.
OH MAN! OKAY! OKAY!
Okay... I'm all set.
ME TOO!!! LET'S DO THIS!!!
Roth! What did I say? No Game-Day Roth! C'mon. Get dressed. Look clean and, above all else, be friendly. Friendly is the key word. Friendly.
DONE!!! HOW'S THIS?!! HI!!! HELLO!!! NICE TO MEET YOU PRETTY LADY!! BETTER?!!
*sigh* I guess. Let's go.
/half hour later at the restaurant....
...I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps...
Mmm hmm (holy shit, this girl's dumber than a sock full of pennies... ay yay yay.)
...I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like Iraq...
Mmmhmmm... (just nod your head, Camarillo. You'll have her in the sack by midnight... as long as Roth doesn't fuck things up for us... again... but he seems quiet over there with his date, so that's gotta be a good sign...) Mmmhmmm...
And O my God you should totally meet my brother he's so crazy he once took a Coke bottle and shoved it up his best friend's ass and they started doing that to each other and like making out and stuff but he's not gay or anything he's just crazy and O my God did you see Lost the other day? Can you believe that island monster was just a dream and O my God I can't believe I'm on a date with a football player! Are you good friends with Dan Morrino? He's like so hot I know he's old but I don't care I'd so let him have his way with me....
(Keep it together, Roth... NO! CHANGE! CHANGE NOW! No... just bare with her. Do it for your friend Greg. NO!!! LISTEN TO HER! SHE'S BABBLING LIKE A FUCKING CRAZY PERSON! DO IT! No. DO IT!!!! No.... DO IT!!!!)
...and then there was that one time when me and my friends went to Cancun O my God we got so drunk and then we met this guy who was like totally hot and he took us to this party and it was ...
GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
AHHH!!! O MY GOD!! AHHHH!!!
ARRRGGGGHHHH!!! :gulp!:
/later that night at the apartment...
/opens door
Oh hey... Didn't expec' anybody to be home... So, uh, how'd you fellas do tonight?
Do you even have to ask, Channing? What do you think happened? I went with Roth. My date literally shit her panties and ran off crying. I was this close to closing the deal with her!
My date was delicious.
Oh word. Roth, you crazy, man. Hahaaa....
BURRRRP!!!!! Ahhh...
Uh, Greg. Can me and m'girls borrow your bed? I'd use Roth's but he has animal carcasses on it.
Oh word. Thanks.
I need to move into my own place.
