How much ass does Black Thunder kick? Enough ass where he is once again nominated for the FedEx Ground player of the week. Again. For the second straight week. Ronnie enters this week a bit of an underdog as he brings his 125 yard performance against Clinton Portis' 145 yards and DeAngelo Williams' 123 yards and a career game (I know this because I have Jonathan Stewart on a few fantasy teams and, well, Williams fucked him by playing so well and taking all the carries. May DeAngelo Williams fall into a pool filled with syphilis).
The main thing however, is that we the people carry this thing. And I'd like to think there's more Fins fans out there than Panthers fans. Or even Redskins fans for that matter. Seriously, why would anyone want to root for a team owned by this Douchey Doucherson?
Also, if Ronnie wins, he'll be the first player to have won this thing twice this year. Ronnie is the greatest player in the NFL right now. So for him not to win this every week is just a ridiculous notion. It's science, really. So do it. Go vote. Go vote for Ronnie right now. Tell 'em, Tiny Armando.
Go vote for Ronnie, you shitsicles!
Right on.
Thanks again to the sexy Rebecca Zalman for the e-mail.
-The DUDE
