Seriously. Do not fuck with this guy.
According to various media outlets (including this one), our boy J-Peezy has won himself the AFC Defensive Player of the Month Award for October. Let's do the math:
4 games + 14 tackles + 5 1/2 sacks + 2 forced fumbles + 1 fumble recovery = the biggest fucking sweaty, girthy cock you've seen in your goddamn life. He pisses excellence and shits out beautiful 19-year old teenage girls. Then he fucks them. Then he eats them.
This man is starving. So on to Denver we go and Ryan Clady's head on a Joey Porter-carved pitchfork.