- Longshanks getting some love from Justin Smiley. If Merling ever lives up to his potential and becomes a multi-Pro Bowl star for the Fins, we'll have the Homeless Genius and his cheating ways to thank. New England's 31st pick essentially went to the Fins in this year's draft after Goodell took it from them. The only way this would be more perfect is if it would've been Merling who cracked Tom Brady's leg in half.
- Even the Cockpuncher fucks up sometimes.
- Omar Kelly breaks is down. Again. Jesus, this guy just refuses to stop kicking ass. But it seems we scared him off from hitting the CAPS key every other word. FinsNation, changing the face of the mainstream media every day!
- Yes, I did see this story about Ricky. Yes, I agree that he just needs to keep his mouth shut because why share this with people? I don't tell people every time I get the urge to blow Ewan McGregor, do I? Wait. What? It's just that that's how Ricky is. He speaks his mind, he's not a cliche' machine. But yea, he needs to keep his temptations to himself. If nothing than to keep the lame Ricky! Loves! Pot! jokes at bay. Seriously. Fuck you with a tree if you ever make a Ricky Smokes Ganga joke. Asshole.
- On a shitty note, there seems to be several thousand tickets left to be sold for this week's game. Which means we could be blacked out Sunday. Which means the locals here won't be able to watch the game. So if you live here and have a few hundred dollars to spare, please buy some tickets so that us poor folks could watch the game. Thanks! Much appreciated!
-The DUDE
