Sign this dude up right quick!

This is video of that SEC umpire laying out South Carolina QB Stephen Garcia Lawrence Taylor-style against LSU (seriously his form is quite good). I know it's been all over the internet and you've probably seen in a gazillion times. But it belongs here on FN because, coincidentally enough, our linebackers suck ass. So maybe we can sign this guy and then maybe we can start tackling a running back or two around here.

Anyway, we're still settling into our new digs here at MVN, so more patience is required of you. We figure this shouldn't be a problem since you're, you know, a Dolphins fan, and patience is really all you have.

I know there has been some issues with the comments, so chill the fuck out with all the e-mails!!! We're fixing it. This is our new home now, kids. And, as in every move, there's bound to be a dead rat in the closet or shit stains on the walls. But we'll be fully functional soon. So, patience. Sheesh.

I love you so much.