Big mouth, shut-down receiver Brandon Marshall nearly made me bench his ass on my terrible fantasy team by talking shit about the quarterback-eating monster that is our own Joey Porter. Stupid fuck had this to say:
"But he's definitely one of those guys who all those muscles are popcorn muscles. He's soft. We hear stories floating around the league all the time about him, as far as him being in nightclubs, dancing with his shirt off like a girl, or in the playground getting beat up back in California," Marshall added. "He's one of those guys that no matter how big he is, he can still get knocked on his butt. He's soft. And you can tell the way he's talking. His nickname's 'Peezy'. I don't know what 'Peezy' is, Joey."
'Peezy' is the man that shut your shit down along with the rest of our badass defense. 'Peezy' is the man that I personally witnessed call your floppy-haired, emo quarterback 'stupid' several times after he threw an interception to Tyrone Culver. 'Peezy' is the man who probably fucked your wife and all your girlfriends after the game then saved up all that jizz to squeeze it out on yo' mammas tittybags. 'Peezy' is a Pro Bowl badass having a career year while you fizzle out like the slow fart bubble you are. 'Peezy' tore your shit up, son.
Besides, who doesn't party with their shirt off? The Dude and I do it all the fucking time.