Our favorite yoked-up badass is up for GM Defensive Player of the Week.That's right! Yeremiah Muthafucka Bell (legal name) earned himself a long-overdue honor with his complete and utter mastery of the baddassery on Sunday. Yeremiah led the defense with 9 tackles and also pretty much won the game for the Dolphins when he batted down Seneca Wallace's two-point conversion attempt at the 2:57 mark that sealed the 21-19 win for Miami.
Oh, and in case you thought Yeremiah was just a mindless head-hunting thug, well you're wrong fuck-o. He's a man that uses his brains as well as his innate ability to implode spleens in a single bound:
"Their tight end is their leader in receptions, so I felt like they were going to get him some balls," said Bell, the Dolphins' strong safety. "When I saw him sit down I kind of knew the ball was coming to him, just by the way he turned around. I just tried to stick my hand up there, grab his arms and yank as hard as I could."
Better recognize. And vote. Do it, or else Yeremiah will find you and fuck you up good and proper. And don't think he won't find you. He knows how to use the Google maps.
Muthafucka.
