Congratulations to Matthew Tandale (aka NYDolfan84) for being crowned the first ever champion of the FinsNation Cockpuncher Fantasy Football League!Matthew's team, the appropriately named The Sparanos, defeated team Black Thunder in the league championship. Surprisingly enough, both finalists were the #1 and #2 seeds in the league, which never fucking happens. Usually the #1 seed loses in the semis because his best players, who've been knocking everybody's dick in all season, decide to take a shit on that weekend and turn in a 3 point performance, and the #2 seed ends up playing the #6 for the title. So, it was good to have the two best teams in the end.
Matthew's team included Andre Johnson, Michael Turner, Jason Witten and Matt Ryan.
Nice job, Matt. While you get no money, no trophy, no certificate of appreciation for your efforts, you do get a crappy blog post telling thousands of people that couldn't give two shits about this that you, sir, are a winner. A winner! And don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Well done.
Thanks to all those who participated. Thanks also go out to DRK who didn't show up to the draft but got the first overall pick anyway, while I got the 12th overall pick. And for the record, my team finished 4th while his team finished 7th.
/sad trombone sound
