We lead you into the weekend with a little Marisa, for you poor cockbags who live in cold weather cities and won't be seeing a woman in a bikini for another 4 or 5 months. It's fucking cold! Not here in Miami. Here the weather is freaking fantastic. But elsewhere, yea... it's fucking cold. We're nothing if not sensitive and accommodating here at FN.You saw DRK's keys to victory this week. So we know what needs to be done. We also saw how Tony Gonzalez has game on and off the field. But for the sake of our playoff run, we need to worry about his game on the field. Our defense has been red hot, but they may or may not be without the services of Channing Oh Word! Crowder, who's nursing a sore knee. We have a bad history in cold weather games, but we're going to have to buck history if we're going to make the playoffs. However, we were 1-15 last year and this year we have 9 wins so far. Anything is possible. So fuck you, history!
My prediction: 27-20, Fins. KC's crazy-ass run-and-shoot offense scares me a little. But I do think the weather will be the great equalizer. Still, our offense NEEDS TO CONVERT FIRST DOWNS!!!! if we're going to have a shot.
Also, Admiral Ackbar would like to remind us about something very important concerning this week's game:
Right on, Admiral Ackbar! So let's not dick around, Dolphins. Right now, it's all about the Chiefs.
Have a great weekend, Nation!
