Hope everyone had a great holiday. The Dudette hooked me up with some sweet stuff including Jon Meacham's American Lion, a bottle of Baileys and some clothes. Sweet baby Jesus, indeed. But today, we return to the task at hand... and that's beating the shit out of Brett Favre and the Jets on Sunday. DRK will have the Keys to the Game post later -- which I'm sure will incite more outrage, offense, resentment and general light-your-pubes-on-fire reactions from people like this guy -- so that should be fun. To get things started, we shake off the groggy hangover-induced cobwebs with a great piece from our man Omar (who else?) telling us 10 reasons why the Dolphins will win Sunday.
One of the highlights includes a message left by Tony Uge Fuckin Calves to the players in the locker room:
"The best way to forecast the future is to create it.
No. 11
Why Not Us?"
That's the sign Dolphins players found pasted in their lockers this week. It's Tony Sparano's newest rally cry for his team.
That sound you just heard was my nipples exploding.