Ok, so it's not the best copy/paste/Microsoft Paint job in the world but I think you can plainly see that - unless you live in Arizona - you stand a very good chance of seeing THE GAME OF THE DECADE on your local affiliate station. Therefore, you can skip the bar, stay at home, get a 20-bag of coke, get a microdot of mescaline, a nickel of budzzz, and a Liter of Tequila and still stay pretty much under budget. Will be the best game - win or lose - of your goddamn life. Or the worst. Whatever
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFUCK YOU JETS!!!
