...secrets...People like to say that we sent Brett Favre into retirement. But I like to say we gave him "The Greasy Dick."
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My New Years resolution is the same every year: Always be open to learn something new. For example, my wife got me a seersucker suit for Christmas this year. And here I always thought that a seersucker was someone who blew psychics.
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If I can give one advice for the coming New Year to the ladies, it's this: remember, ladies, no matter what, the number one thought in every man's head is, "Boy, I'd sure like to fuck that."
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So I see Chad won the Comeback Player of the Year. I think that's great as he's a hard worker and a heckuva kid. My vote for Comeback Snack of the Year??? Little Debbie's Cakes. Marinate on that for a bit.
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