The Indianapolis Colts quarterback was a landslide winner Friday in balloting by a nationwide panel of 50 sports writers and broadcasters who cover the NFL.... Manning received 32 votes, far ahead of Miami quarterback Chad Pennington and Atlanta running back Michael Turner.
This isn't in the least bit shocking, seeing how the NFL and the media no longer have Tom Brady or Brett Favre's dicks to suck on anymore. So they have to turn to Peyton Manning's dick which, I hear, looks weird. And that's fine. But a landslide win? Really?
I think the appropriate response here, Nation, is pure unbridled indignation followed by telling complete strangers on the streets to go shit on a turtle.