I leave you with Argentine model Carolina Ardohain. Her nickname in Argentina is 'Pampita.' I'm not sure what that means but it sounds sexy as hell. Then again with her fantastic boobies and ass, you can call her Mierda De Vaca and it would still get me all tingly.
Hope you guys have your Super Bowl parties all lined up. Wherever you might be watching it, be safe and have fun. I'll be watching it with my Dad and a few friends while we have a BBQ, some chips and a few too many. I'll also be passing around complimentary Snuggies to all my guests! Oh yea! The Snuggie! The blanket with sleeves!
Hey, Sham Wow guy, you can go ahead and just shove that able-to-absorb-12-times-its-weight-in-liquid cloth right up your ass, with your stupid disheveled hair and your creepy googly eyes and your being douchey about ordering your stupid shit, because "we can't do this all day." Fuck you with a broken lamp, shitstick. Because now we have something better to throw our money away on - thaaaat's right, the Snuggie. Because regular blankets are just too complex and inhibiting for me. Thank Christ we finally have a product that shows just how regular old blankets have become uncompromising and obsolete. Suck my balls, regular old blankets! How else am I supposed to have two free hands to eat frosting from a can while watching Extra and keeping myself warm? God forbid you make me get up off the couch to grab another Mallomar dipped in caramel while not being able to stay warm. That's just fucked up. Sure, my entire family looks like a religious cult readying themselves for Armageddon. But now my hands aren't horribly trapped inside an unspeakably hazardous blanket when I need to answer the phone! And I can stay warm at sporting events where I won't at all be inviting ridicule or even a severe and relentless beating until the bile from my gallbladder spews from my nose. Because now I can do what I want, when I want, and still be warm! The Snuggie! Fuck yea!
Anyway, enjoy the Super Bowl everyone. Have a great weekend. And Go Cards!