Omar Kelly says the Dolphins are gonna have to match Baltimore's physicality if they're going to have a shot at winning on Sunday:And If you've been perusing the interwebs for porn, stock quotes and Dolphins stuff, then you pretty much know everyone likes the Ravens this weekend. Even some of our very own local reporters are picking Baltimore (Et tu Omar?). So since everyone is picking the Ravens and everyone is talking about how much more physical they are than us, then I propose we don't even play the game. Fuck it. Why bother? Instead, we should prove who's more physical and stronger by seeing who can lift the following:Baltimore dominated the line of scrimmage on both sides of the ball. The big challenge this Sunday will be to match the Ravens intensity, which is fueled by the anger they play with.
"Anybody that tells you they don't play defense angry, they don't play defense," Lewis said this week.
That's why Tony Sparano's newest locker room sign reads: PHYSICAL. #1. Why Not Us.
A car with a trunk full of dead hookers, a mule, Randy Mueller, Randy Mueller on a mule, a suitcase full of duty free Cachaca, a tandem-bike with a couple of sun-burned leathery hobos on them, Peter King, a train car packed with the living members of the 1972 Perfect Season Dolphins, Philip Merling's dick.
Game, set & match.