Today is literally the slowest news day of the year so far. Unless you consider this news. I don't. The captain from Starsky and Hutchdying is more interesting news to me. Also, Tim, you're a fullback. Even Jesus can see that. Deal with it. And since it's the first official work week of the year, I'm buried up to my ears and can't post much of anything. So I'll instead leave you a link dump with an obligatory half-naked girl pic. This here is Kelly Brook. Yet another hot girl that likes to date douchebags. Why, hot girls? Why do you date douchebags?
The AP gave Coach of the Year to Mike Smith. The NFL Alumni gave it to the guy who turned a 1-win team into a champion inside a division that features Bill Belichick and the Patriots. Exactly. Fuck you with a baby seal, AP.
That's it for now. Gotta get back to work. Those kids in the sweat shop in my cellar aren't going to whip themselves, you know.