The Dude is back. Toasted, hungover and well rested. Big ups to Lt. Dickjoke for holding down the fort while I was away. He had every reason to half-ass it what with the work piling on his desk, the slow news, getting the hookers out of his place, me away from the interwebs, etc. But he didn't half-ass it. He, in fact, whole-assed it. And we're all the better for it, I think.
I'll get back to the blogging shortly. As soon as I shake off these vacation cobwebs, take another nap, and peruse through my pictures of Megan one last time.