Also of note is PFT's report that Wayne Huzienga's sale of the Dolphins to Stephen Ross might not even happen. It appears that Ross is having trouble rounding up the money and investors to buy the team and is jumping on his private hover craft/submarine and is heading to DC to ask for some bailout money. Hooray recession! PFT thinks this is why Peterson has suddenly changed his tune. I'd like to think -- and hope -- that it's because Ross has seen the angry mobs (or read my long-ass post addressed to him?) forming outside his office and gave Peterson a call and told him to fuck off. Either way, this whole episode is really making me appreciate Huizenga. God I hope Washington tells Ross to go shit on a turtle (and I mean that literally) so that Wayne can keep the team and Bill can stay and we can all forget this ever happened.
Christ. Rich people ruin everything. It's like going to get a physical and the doctor tells you to take your pants off and bend over so he can get a stool specimen, and then you say, "Well how bout I shit on the floor and you pick it up?"
Was that stool-specimen illustration really a fitting depiction to compare this whole thing with? Meh sure, why not.