The football star was in line for the bathroom at ESPN's Tampa Bay Super Bowl bash Friday night when a drunken reveler tried to cut in front of him. "Matt told him to wait his turn and headed into the urinals," a spy tells us. Moments later, the fella barged in and proceeded to purposefully pee directly on Cassel's leg. After security tossed the drunk, Cassel headed back out into the crowd, wet pants and all.
Fuck Santonio. This guy is my Super Bowl MVP. Because he pissed on Matt Cassel's leg. And that's pretty much where my standards lie. Piss on a Patriot, you deserve a medal. The end.