It's our fearless leader's birthday today, folks. I think he's turning 21 or something.
Anyway, let's send our love to the man that gives us belly-aching laughs, sober insight and overall awesomeness. Let's make a toast to many more years of boobies, drinks, dick jokes, hot girls and dick-breaking fuckfests. Oh yea! And, like, winning fucking attitudes and Dolphins-related goodies. It really is all about the simple things in life.
Oh! I received an email from him at about 11:40pm last night that said (and I quote): "BTW it's my birthday Monday. I'm gonna get shit faced!!!!"
And yet, he still got up to post something!!! What a dork!!
We love you, pal.