The Miami Herald says the Dolphins have their eye on UConn corner Darius Butler for the upcoming draft but who the hell knows at this point. For now our options to cover Randy Moss and Terrell Owens at the moment are Nathan Jones, Will Billingsly, Joey Thomas, and Scorpio Babers. Oh and Jason Allen. A co-worker told me this morning that Jason Allen will be appearing at a local car dealership to sign autographs and take pictures with people who come in for a test drive today. So the bad news is we desperately need cornerbacks. The good news is I can go to this place to see about getting myself a brand new set of wheels while I shit in Jason Allen's mouth. Man, every car dealership should be this convenient.