I really should be packing up, organizing and cleaning my apartment before my big move to the dee-luxe apartment in the sky next week but I figured I'd post this real quick before I begin in earnest. I've been spending some time with a lady friend as of late and she had the book above lying about. Seeing as she's from the South Florida area, she had earmarked a certain page for the passage below:
If you don't think I laughed a hearty, drunken chuckle when I read that, you've got another thing comin' to ya. Random Dolphins humor will get me EVERY TIME.