Let's see. Andre Goodman? Gone. Renaldo Hill? Gone. Well that's everyone! And, as was reported last week, this team isn't going to be spending a big wad of cash on any of the remaining quality free agent corners like Bryant McFadden or Leigh Bodden. All that's left is the draft, where there is a shallow pool of good corners to choose from. There is, of course, Jason Allen and Nathan Jones (FUCK!). So, as you can plainly see, we seem to be running out of options.
I don't know what the hell the front office is up to, but I'll just have to sit here and trust that they know what they're doing. But it's kinda hard when the Broncos are taking all our cornerbacks away and leaving us with nothing. This is getting kinda ridiculous. We've got to do something soon. Bring guys in. Offer them incentive laden contracts. Show them Nick Saban's practice bubble. Give them Dan Marino's old locker. Do what needs to be done. I have other ideas too. Like this one involving Kelly Brook and me and some wine and nakedness. Look, I'll be honest, I'm not sure it'll help if Kelly Brook blew me, but good god we've got to try something!