Thanks for all the love yesterday, Nation! I had no idea DRK was going to announce to the world that I am a year closer to death. But I appreciate it. I was so moved, I shat my pants. I still can't believe you people keep coming to read my inane goofy ass ramblings. But we all have an unhealthy and obsessive love for our Miami Dolphins. And that's what brings us together. That and pictures of tits. And ass. Also, a special thanks to the ladies of FN. I always boast to my fellow Dolphins bloggers that FN attracts the majority of sexy female Dolphins fans and they're all like yea, well, we get more hits, and I'm all yea well, enjoy all the cock while I go read my comments from FinsGirl22 and the other ladies. That usually shuts them up. Assholes. The FN Ladies alone makes this the greatest blog in the entire universe. Anyway, thanks again for the comments and the shitload of e-mails and e-cards I found in my inbox. As a side note, my son gave me a birthday card with a cartoon snowman melting into dark brown goo and saying to himself, "Note to self: Jalapeno burrito, bad idea" and when you open the card, there's a fart noise. His mother went out of her way to tell me he picked it out. So proud to know the apple doesn't fall far from the shit joke tree.
And if you must know, I'm now the same age as this guy. Only I'm sexier. And I don't lose my shit and start yelling, "What don't you fucking understand!!??" at people. Unless I'm yelling at Cam Cameron. Fuck that guy.
And now.... on with the football talk and the dickjokery!!!
Weeeee!!!!!
