As a side note, my son gave me a birthday card with a cartoon snowman melting into dark brown goo and saying to himself, "Note to self: Jalapeno burrito, bad idea" and when you open the card, there's a fart noise. His mother went out of her way to tell me he picked it out. So proud to know the apple doesn't fall far from the shit joke tree.
And if you must know, I'm now the same age as this guy. Only I'm sexier. And I don't lose my shit and start yelling, "What don't you fucking understand!!??" at people. Unless I'm yelling at Cam Cameron. Fuck that guy.
And now.... on with the football talk and the dickjokery!!!