The guy who's perfected and made a career of talking about something that is pretty much a crap shoot, gave the Dolphins draft class an overall grade of C-minus. What a fully-coiffed dick. I would give you the real ESPN link, but you'd have to plunk down 20 bucks to become an Insider so you can read what Mel has to say. Who knew that in this economy horseshit was worth that much? Hey-ohhhh! You can see my Day One analysis here. Clearly, I think Day One was the
Day Two I wasn't too crazy about. Some are calling Pat Turner a reach. They're also going to knock the whole USC-receiver thing. Those people can go get fucked by a penguin. Because Turner was a solid pick. He's clearly a guy Parcells and Crew liked. A huge target with good hands and a guy that was chosen to compliment Ted Ginn's speed, DAvone Bess' versatility and Greg Camarillo's quickness.
The rest of the guys I'm not too keen on. The Brian Hartline pick did seem like a reach. Not sure I like spending 4th rounders on special teams guys not named Devin Hester. Not sure we couldn't have found him after the draft. Some people like Chris Clemons, but I'm not sold. The Andrew Gardner pick was solid because you can never have enough productive O-linemen (from the ACC no less). The JD Folsom pick is a total fucking mystery. But it was a 7th round pick, so we'll see.
As for the lack of drafting a DT: after BJ Raji and Ron Brace, I'm not sure there was someone the Fins liked enough to draft. Raji went in the top of the draft and Brace was taken by Belidouche in the 2nd round (which probably led to us getting the ballsedelic Pat White) It was a fairly weak DT class after the Boston College guys. The Fins also signed a bunch of undrafted players, which we'll get to shortly.
FN Dolphins Draft Grade
Day One: A
Day Two: C
Overall Grade: B
Megan Fox: Sitting on my face.
Mel Kiper Jr: Eating a dick sandwich.
