Your Friday Link Dump:
--Ethan Skolnick has a rundown of Jeff Ireland's chat from this morning. It's all very solid stuff. My personal favorite line from The Ginger Cockpuncher:
"The only way to be dominant in this league is to be big, to be strong, to be powerful."
I just want everyone to know that my nipples became like two iron Cobalt drill bits when I read that.
Ireland also addresses the JT situation and he's either blowing smoke up everyone's ass, or it doesn't look like a re-union is going to happen.
--Ronnie Brown is expecting to have a breakout season this year. That sound you just heard in the distance was not a truck filled with flammable liquids crashing into a gas station filled with trucks carrying hydrogen tanks that were supposed to be delivered to NASA. It was DRK jizzing in his pants.
--Anquan Boldin says he "would love to" play for the Dolphins. That sound you just heard in the distance was not a helicopter crashing into a cargo plane carrying cases of TNT to a Jerry Bruckheimer movie set. It was me jizzing in my pants.
--Captain Balls is all about the kids. Captain Balls is a class act. In other words, Captain Balls is the tits.
--Dan Marino is commited to doing to autism what he did to opposing secondaries. Namely, slashing and slicing it into tiny little pieces and then eating the pieces and then shitting in some random Jets fan's mouth, figuratively speaking.