BAM! It's no secret that I love me some Hakeem Nicks. And low and behold, he just fell into our laps in the MVN Mock Draft! Yay fake drafts!
The Dolphins need help in a lot of places. Since the Broncos took all our cornerbacks in the off-season, we're depleted at the position. A first round target could be Utah's Sean Smith, but he's off the MVN draft board so that Atlanta blog that picked ahead of us can go suck it.
No one knows what the hell we're going to do at 25. Bill Parcells loves the hybrid linebackers who can play the 3-4 and can crash into the opposing quarterback's face and make them shit their pants. That much we know.
But with Cushing, Matthews, Sintim, and Laurinitis all off the MVN board, the Dolphins would likely wait for the second round to draft a Cody Brown or a Marcus Freeman if things fell this way. At this point, it's best player available time. And Hakeem is that.
The Dolphins held a private workout with Nicks a few weeks ago in North Carolina. Parcells himself was in attendance. That says a lot. Because, along with broccoli, soy lattes, and your pansy-ass faggoty attitude, traveling is something Bill Parcells abhors. For him to leave the comfort of his golf courses and horse races to go see some dude catch a few footballs says a lot.
Bang it here to read my analysis. I guarantee you it's the only mock draft you'll ever read that features the phrase "indubitably the balls" in it.