Jesus, I got more comments and e-mails about my converting to Mormonism than I did for my birthday. Fuck you people! Anyway, I changed my mind. I think I'd like to find a different path towards enlightenment. And it begins and ends with that thong up above. I think I can just camp out there like one of those monks that meditate for weeks on out.
And look here! Wow! A divine miracle? Yes! A divine miracle. For in the shade of the greatest thing on earth ever, I have found Nirvana. Have you ever noticed whenever there is a divine miracle, a vagina (or two) is involved? Vaginas are awesome. Put that in your magic undies and smoke it, John Beck.
Now let's get back to Dolphins news, dick jokes, and tetas galore!
Happy April Fools, Nation.
And Go Dolphins....
